Just when you were thinking it wasn’t possible for Alexander “A-Rod” Rodriguez’s record for the biggest douche bag in baseball, and in life to be broken, it was. Just like his record setting contracts, he has once again broken his own record for biggest douche bag in the universe. This time there is evidence that he juiced not only with Texas Rangers, but also took PED’s with the Yankees. Oh ya, he started when he was in high school. Apparently A-Roid learned from the best, his high school coach. Apparently his high school coach knew A-Roid, was taking more than just power bars, and drinking raw egg protein shakes, and just turned a blind eye. Ya, that’s setting a good example for the kids.
I won’t go into the details since it has become old news, if you haven’t heard already you can read all the juicy details here. What are real douchebag eh? Using the Juice and having to pop pimples off his shrunken balls, before he could shave his face. I bet he was the asshole who never went to class, but cheated just off the smart kids just enough to pass. I wonder if they ever knew he’d make $200,000,000 before his 34th birthday. If he wants to be even richer he has a few (million) incentives in his contract, for each milestone he reaches.
Now don’t get me wrong, I hate A-Fraud, and not in the way I hate other athletes, I mean, at least Peyton is a decent human being. I wasn’t planning on making a list, but here are the first four reasons why I hate A-Roid.
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